Advertise your name on
our car as it goes for it's first and last drive off a 150 foot Cliff.
This auction is
one of a kind so the advertiser that wins this auction will get
exclusive advertising for an exclusive event!
This is the kind of fun us good ole boys have now we want to share
with everyone else so just sit back and enjoy.
Logo/website all over our '97 Dodge Neon Sport.
will GET DESTROYED
as it drives itself off the Face
of a 150 ft Cliff
the stunt will be filmed and broadcast on the internet and
more. It has been awhile since an incredibly, one of a kind event has
hit Ebay. I really hope this auction goes, because I really want to
see this car burn. Oops, I mean crash!
I don't know if I will
be able to sleep for a couple of weeks until this is over with, it's
much to exciting just like Christmas. It'll be like Santa's coming and I
just can't wait.
bidding to have your logo/website posted All over this car
while It gets drove over the side of a 150 foot cliff.
to be provided by winning bidder
This auction is not for
the car it is for your advertisement all over the car that is going
to go off the biggest cliff in Joplin, Missouri.
The Date is set
for April 29 2006
Publicity will this stunt get?
1. In short a lot!!
2. We have 4 TV stations in the area and we think 2 or 3 of them are
going to air it on the 6:00 and 10:00 News.
3. Local News papers should be out as well.
4. We will have a live audience we think the turn out will be close
to a 100 or more people!!
5. Video feeds of the stunt will be posted on the web site
with Thousands of hits every month.
6. We will return to Ebay to sell the car as a souvenir/Parts
with Photos of the car and the event to be listed in the
7.This Stunt has the makings for national Publicity
How will the
It will start with a victory lap since the
car will be no good after the
stunt, This is guaranteed!!
The car will then drive up in front of the crash crazed crowd for
Photo ops and goodbyes also to allow the Press and News Crews to get
their last shots of the car before it dies forever!
The car will then drive around to the top of the cliff where we will
put Thelma and Louise, our volunteer blow up dolls, in and buckle
them in the front seat.
Next we will jack up the car and put a big brick on the gas pedal
and the rest will be American History!! When we push her off the
jacks and she goes blazing off the 150 foot cliff !!!
we doing this??
In short, it will be fun to do.
Will the Air Bags go off ??
I sure hope so.
Will She Burn??
That would be too cool
Will we help her Burn??
It Might be cool to put a little something in the Trunk SMILE
Will we have a Crash test Dummy in the driver Seat ??
Yes we will have two blow up dolls, Thelma and Louise, just like the
Will you have more than one camera?
Yes, we will have multiple cameras to film the crash from different angles. Please see bonus for this action below
This event will filmed from
many angles for your viewing enjoyment!!
If the bidding goes over $3500 I will use my personal digital video
camera as a dash cam. So if the tape survives we will have a head on
view of the fall. My personal camera is valued at over $800 and will
most likely be destroyed.
Auction Bonus 2: If auction goes over $3500 we will provide graphics
for the advertiser please read for further details below.
If the bidding goes over $10,000 we will have a huge mystery suprise
when the neon bites the dust!
If the bidding goes over $15,000 a second vehicle will go off. This
one is huge and will have lots of advertising space, that's all I
can tell you. It's up to you to find out what us good ole boys are
Auction Terms: Winning bidder will have their website or logo
posted on the above car.
The logo will be posted on hood, trunk, roof, and sides of the car.
This auction will be exclusive advertising on my '97 Dodge Neon
Sport. The car will perform a stunt in which it will destroy itself
by driving off a cliff full speed. The stunt will be filmed
and posted on the internet at paintballridge.
No inappropriate websites will be accepted.
We reserve the right to cancel any bid at any time for any reason.
We retain all rights to the video created during this stunt. Winning
bidder will receive a copy of the video to use in TV commercials or
to post on the internet or whatever you want. The winner will also receive Photos of
the car before and
Boy, would this not make
a good Vonage commercial, Yahoohoo.
Logo's or text must be
provided by winner of auction by April 29th. If the auction price
goes over $3500 we will provide standard 8 inch high Arial
font style letter decals.
Serious Bidders only. We
are very serious about this auction, so we respectfully ask that you
email us before bidding. Payment must be received within 72 hours of
Will The AIR BAGS GO OFF ????
Will She Burn??
Are Thelma and Louise Ready??
Is That Name on my car?? I
Soon it will be a crowd
of over 100 Eager Crash Thirsty fans lets not let them down.
And don't forget we have got lots of parking for the press and their
Boy Thelma and Louise look
Who's that crazy guy in the
car? Crazy enough to put a 1997 Sport Neon with brand new rebuilt
engine and brand new tires up on ebay to be destroyed with a low
reserve of only $800.
Shame this car's like in mint
Soon it will all be history
and we can all watch the video together. Who will be the one to
bring us all the fun and joy of this spectacular event, soon we will
know. I can't wait! Can you?
On Apr-12-06 at 09:47:38 PDT, seller added the following information:
Just for starters we
have two huge auction bonuses.
If this auctions passes $25,000.00 we are going to roll a full size
Bus off of
the cliff. Yes this is nuts but I have made the arrangements!
If the auction passes $75,000.00 we will roll a full size
off of the cliff and just remember with your advertising on the side
this one will go down in the Ebay history books.
Some Other Crazy
Stuff is in the works for this auction I will post more details
tomorrow. I will also give more details about the location of the
event for those who want to come and watch your advertising go over
the side of the cliff.
We are now seen on Wayout Auctions!
Notice: New updates will be posted Tomorrow!
On Apr-12-06 at 10:25:29 PDT, seller added the following information:
$25,000.00 Bonus If
this auctions passes $25,000.00
and we get paid this baby's going down!
On Apr-14-06 at 09:12:50 PDT, seller added the following information:
Big Update April-14-2006
This is just the beginning. On April 13
we were flooded with phone calls for
interview requests. Also, the email box
was full. We are now getting attention
world wide, on April 13 we were
featured on the 6 o'clock and 10 o'clock
KODE ACTION 12
, We are also on the front page of the
and in the
I have another interview with a TV
station today. We will try to get some
video feeds up for you to see.
This event is definitely going to
happen, the location will be at
Paintball Ridge. Right now we know there
will be lots of guaranteed press our
local TV stations approximately 490,000
viewers in the 4 states. I won't be
surprised if all four local TV stations
all images and logos belong to their
Notice: New updates will be posted Soon
On Apr-14-06 at 09:58:33 PDT, seller added the following information:
On Apr-15-06 at 11:03:25 PDT, seller added the following information:
Big Update April-15-2006
More press, yesterday, this story hit
the associated press and is now getting
picked up by news organizations all
across America. My brother called me
Kansas City and said it ran on the 5
o'clock news on TV,
Kansas City has well over 2 million area
residents. On my way to an interview
with a local radio station 1310 AM Talk
Radio , I got a call from a St. Louis
radio station that had gotten the story
off the AP. Now it's everywhere and I am
getting calls by the dozen. I did an
interview with local channel
7 KOAM TV (CBS affiliate)
and they ran spots on 5 o'clock and 10
End result, as promised the high bidder
will receive lots of publicity, right
now we have at least a dozen TV and
radio stations as well as many
newspapers promising to be at the final
event. Right now I don't doubt if we
have TV trucks from other areas of the
United States as well do to the press we
are receiving all over the U.S.
all images and logos belong to their
Notice: New updates will be posted Soon
On Apr-19-06 at 07:29:23 PDT, seller added the following information:
***** Last Update April-19-2006 ****
we are now on ebaY Pulse!
Thanks to everyone for watching this auction, we have now made ebay pulse!
are getting ready for the big event, we are still being flooded by the
media. We have done approximately 24 to 30 radio interviews across the
United States and there many TV and radio stations wanting to interview
the winning bidder.
main event will be April 29th at 3:30 - 4:00 p.m. for more information
contact Paintball Ridge. All are invited to come view this event.
Remember if you can't make it the video of this will be on the internet for the world to see.
Environmental concerns: We
have had a couple of people ask about the environment. Good ole boys
are very environmentally friendly. We are leaving the environment
in much better shape than we found it, so our advertiser can be proud
that they helped clean up the environment in the local area. We have
now hauled several truckloads of trash out of the area cleaning it up
for the event, we have also got a clean up crew that will come in after
the event and finish the job. The land has not looked this good in
years. Also, the car will be drained off radiator fluid, freeon, and
any other environmentally harmful things so this will be an
environmentally friendly crash. Supervised by a small team of experts. See ya there!!