ADVERTISE on a COMEDIAN'S FOREHEAD during his TOUR!!!!

Real name: Cory Williams

I am the owner of the famous 150 foot rubberband that devistated Gina Lynns face (the rubberband still has her hair stuck in it... This made national headlines.. just google it or read more about it below!) The rubberband is in very high demand and will be auctioned on Ebay after I'm done doing the interviews with the media.

What am I auctioning here?

I will display the auction winner's logo as a henna tattoo on my forehead for 40 days while I'm on the road doing my stand-up comedy and stunts this year (I will allow the winner of this auction to choose when to start the 40 consecutive days of advertising within this year)! If you select the "BUY IT NOW" option I will wear the advertisement for an additional 20 days! That's 60 day total!!! You will also be an official sponcer of my tour and I will also write a funny song about this experience and film the experience for my new DVD (with your concent ofcourse)!!! Your logo will also be on the cover of the DVD box as well as the DVD label itself! I will keep the logo 100% visible for the entire time it's on my forehead.

I will also add YOUR LOGO to the front page of EVERY WEBSITE I OWN for 1 full year!!! (this includes the SMP Films website, the official MrSafety myspace account with 5500+ fans with 37000+ song plays [since June 9th 2005!!!], and the MrSafety PureVolume account!).

Why am I doing this?

For 2 reasons. One, so I can buy a Sony DCR-VX2100 miniDV Camcorder for my upcoming tour (If you'd like give me a new one as a trade, contact me) and two because it will definately bring attention! Sure, it is a little bit of a publicity stunt, but I know people are going to remember it!!! Why haven't any other comedians done this? The experience is definately going to be a great bit to talk about! I will be the first comedian ever to go on a comedy tour with a logo on my head! People will want to see that! I have been doing comedy for a few years now and I've already got some bits put together for the shows. DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS OPPORTUNITY!!!

How will this benefit you?

Well, since the tour will be sponcered by you.. your name will be on every flier, website, and show that I'm at! Currently I have been in the TOP 2 in the US for comedy on every website my music is featured on for the past 3 months (myspace and pure volume being the main ones). Remember, I will make a song and a video about this experience (with your approval) because when you see something funny, you remember it and if you hear a song that makes you laugh, it will get stuck in your head! Trust me, this will be a great experience for the both of us!

This is me doing a show with Steve O (from MTV's Jackass and Wild Boyz) in front of a crowd of 4000 +

This is Bridget The Midget (famous midget porn star from Howard Stern and the movie "Swat") kicking me in a tender spot on stage during my tour.

Gina Lynn (AVN top pornstar from Eminem's Superman music video) and I just before doing a stunt show in front of 4000 + fans in Fresno, Ca with Metal Mulisha and Off The Hook TV featuring LeatherFace from MTV's Viva La Bam!

Unfortunately that same day, Gina was injured by my 150 foot rubberband after it broke in half and snapped her in the face. The rubberband broke because it was pulled farther than I recommended. You can read about it more on the SMP Films website or Metal Mulisha's website, you can even google the accident and find it!

If you would like to save money and buy me a new Sony DCR-VX2100 miniDV camcorder or any other new high end camera as a trade instead of paying the full auction amount, contact me! I am willing work with you! The camera will be used to film this experience as well!

If you choose the "BUY IT NOW" option or buy me a new Sony HDR-FX1 camcorder, I will keep the advertisement on my forehead for 20 more days! That's 2 months!!!

For any other info about who I've worked with and what I'm planning for future tour, feel free to contact me. Thank you for viewing my auction! Happy bidding!