Hello to
all! Let me ask you a simple question...Do you normally
walk around barefoot sticking your toes in people's
faces? Neither do I!!! How much true publicity
will you really get by tattooing some smelly foot? Not a
fraction of the hype you'd get with:
YOUR AD OR
LOGO ON MY CRANIUM!
What is this you say?
It is a head just itching to be shaved and tattooed up!
TADA!!!
See this adorable cranium? Well, it's about to be
a walking billboard for your company. I am going to
shave my head "Mr. Clean Bald" then tattoo your 5" diameter ad
or logo onto my head. The winner of this highly
profitable ad space will get the
following:
~The choice of
me flying to you, you flying to me, or get a videotape of the
event.
~My hair-do what you wish with it,
but it would be great if it was donated to locks of
love
~And, of course, the coolest, craziest, most talked
about ad ever!
I live in
Reno, NV...full of tourists.
Think of the possibilities (GoldenPalaceCasino. cough
cough) Tons of gamblers looking at my
head thinking, "That would be cool site to gamble at!"
Can you imagine standing in a grocery store line and there's
some bald chick with a huge tattoo on her head? Wouldn't
you be curious? OF COURSE YOU WOULD!! Think of the
thousands creating a enormous buzz about your product or
business.
I am the most outgoing person, you will get your
money's worth 10x. BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS ON THE GO!!
and think of all the free media coverage. My reserve
price is only a fraction of the potential value of this
publicity.
BID NOW!!! If
you can't bid,
WATCH THIS AUCTION
let's get me
on the pulse page!!
Don't miss
out.
email me with
any questions. I check my email
often!
Now the fine
print:
Ad or logo
must be in good taste, I won't have porn on my head!
Winner must pay for tattoo and any travel
expenses.
This
listing is actually for my sister who wants to shave her head
and get a tattoo to pay for her school, so if you have
any questions, please expect a 24-48hrs to get an answer,
because I will have to ask her for you then reply.
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