Plaster Water Stain - Son of God

I got out of the shower today and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" and my girlfriend asked me, "Oh my God what is it?" I pointed and responded, "No - Jesus Christ!"

Attached are actual photos of what I was pointing at. (sorry, Mom - I ended a sentence with a preposition, I know.)

No, these photos are not doctored.
No, these photos are not staged.

Auction winner will receive a section of plaster wall bearing the apparent face of the Son of God. No other items, promises, tidings, or guarantees are included.

Successful, winning bidder is responsible to arrange and negotiate removal and replacement of wall section at their own cost, subject to prior arrangement. Please contact seller prior to bidding with any questions.

Update - 06/13/05: There are many people adding this to their watch list, hoping to bid on the item at the last minute for a low price. To discourage this type of activity, I will increase the starting bid in $1,000 increments. The starting bid is now $1999.99. Those of you who have added this to your watch list hoping to "snipe" the item, or contacted me asking me to sell the item to you outside of the eBay auction are reccommended to bid early to assure the lowest possible price. You are also the same individuals who realize the value of this piece.

On Jun-13-05 at 17:07:57 PDT, seller added the following information:

Greetings, friends from Farkistan. I, too, am one of your people. Setekh - best of luck with that car.

On Jun-13-05 at 17:57:47 PDT, seller added the following information:

As much as I appreciate the offers for radio station phone interviews, I must decline. Phone interviews make baby Jebus cry.

On Jun-14-05 at 17:27:56 PDT, seller added the following information:

I apologize to all for not answering any more questions since last night. But - I have some very, very good news!

Shower Jesus has been freed from the wall!

He is now resting in a comfortable bed of plaster for a couple of days.

This also means that the winning bidder is no longer responsible for the removal of the image, nor the repair of the wall.

Some of you may rest easier knowing that the bathroom repairs are also underway much earlier than expected. Thanks to you all for your thoughts.

On Jun-15-05 at 20:15:46 PDT, seller added the following information:

If you are having fun with us today, please consider visiting this auction to help out a beautiful little girl named Chelsea who could really use your support: BABY CHELSEA'S HANDMADE KEYCHAINS

On Jun-16-05 at 10:54:03 PDT, seller added the following information:

To protect both buyers and seller alike, Pre-Approved bidding has been implemented on this item. In order to place a bid, please proceed as normally and follow the instructions to contact me for approval.

On Jun-20-05 at 19:49:25 PDT, seller added the following information:

UPDATE - 06/20/05:
Here are a couple of photos to satisfy the requests that I have been getting. First off is a new photo of Shower Jesus in his newly dried plaster next to a CD so that you can accurately gauge the size.

Next up is a photo of the new plaster in the bathroom. It hasnt been painted yet and it will have to be torn down in order to fix the leak in the wall but at least it looks good temporaily.

Plaster Water Stain - Son of God

Shower Jesus has been freed from the wall!

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