Greetings:
My name is Larry Bays. I am a
Republican for the working people, and I am
running for Governor of Ohio. In an
attempt to raise money for my campaign, I am
auctioning myself off to the highest bidder. I
will come to your home or business anywhere in
Ohio one (1) eight-hour day each month
during the first year that I am in office. I
will paint, clean, any handy man job you have. I
own, manage, and maintain income property. I am
chairman of the Ohio Business Advisory
Council and Wayne County Park Commissioner.
I believe I will be the next Governor of Ohio,
and I want to work for you! Thank you very
much, and good luck bidding!
Note: If per chance I am not elected to
office, then I will still work for the highest
bidder in Ohio one (1) eight-hour day each month
for one (1) full year.
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