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Having a lot of friends over on
Super Bowl Sunday, but you need that something special to go
with your Coronas and Tequilla shots? Why fight the crowds at
the supermarket to buy half a dozen puny sized lemons when one
GIANT lemon will suffice?! Be the envy of your neighborhood.
Having this GIANT lemon at your party will ensure your place
in Superbowl Party history!
History: This GIANT lemon is all natural. That's right,
100% organic. No crazy growth potions were used in the rearing
of this behemoth of the citrus kingdom. This GIANT lemon was
raised strictly on sunshine, pure california water, and tender
loving care. Gigantor, as I like to call him, has been growing
on his branch a mere 6 inches above the ground for the past 3
1/2 months. Just yesterday Gigantor decided to move on with
his natural cycle, and fell gracefully to Earth at
approximately 11:39am. Since that time Gigantor has been
carefully refridgerated. As you can see from the pictures,
Gigantor is approximately 9 inches inches in diameter. I would
say its about the size of a volleyball.
This is not a joke, Gigantor is truely up for sale, ready
to attend the winning bidder's Super Bowl party. I don't like
to think what will happen to Gigantor come the day of the big
game, but rest assured, Gigantor is at peace with whatever
fate will become him. Please no fake bids, if you don't intend
on actually paying $1,000,000 for Gigantor, don't put the bid
in. But I do ask that you get the word out to your friends so
that Gigantor may go to a deserving Super Bowl party.
Since Gigantor is in fact a fruit, he will spoil, so in the
hopes of him not rotting away in some USPS shipping depot, he
will be carefully packaged in a cooler, and shipped overnight
via UPS or FedEx depending on which is less expensive. All
shipping costs will be covered by the winning bidder. I will
provide a cooler at no additional costs to the winning bidder.
No guarantee is expressed or implied in the purchase of
Gigantor.
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