STEVE &
VIKKI--YOU GUYS ARE A HOOT! I WOULD LOVE
TO BE NAMED "STAR 94 FM!" I WILL WAIT FOR
YOUR BID!
I ALSO
WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND A VERY BIG THANKS TO AT LEAST (4) OTHER
RADIO SHOWS WHO INTERVIEWED ME ONE RIGHT AFTER
ANOTHER LAST FRIDAY & MONDAY.
I AM
VERY SORRY I DID NOT CATCH YOUR HANDLES (I DO
KNOW 2 OF YOU WERE FROM LOS
ANGELES, AND 1 FROM DALLAS). YOU GUYS CALLED
ALL AT THE SAME TIME AND MY CALLER ID COULD NOT
KEEP UP! IF YOU HAPPEN TO SEE THIS AND
WOULD LIKE TO CALL ME BACK WITH YOUR RADIO
HANDLE/S, I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO POST
IT!
KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR UPCOMING
TV INTERVIEWS WITH:
ABC
AFFILIATE:
AND CBS
AFFILIATE:
(I will post
specific dates and times as they are
confirmed!)
A
SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO A VERY
TALENTED & FUNNY ENTERTAINMENT REPORTER-
WAYNE BLEDSOE FOR THE FLATERRING FRONT PAGE
ARTICLE IN THE KNOX NEWS
SENTINEL!
MEDIA
INQUIRIES:
FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME!
bbdollt@gmail.com
This is a ONCE
IN A LIFETIME, RARE and NEVER BEEN DONE
advertising opportunity!
You are
bidding on the rights to name me! There
are similar auctions on ebay who offer
short-term name changes, but you are bidding
on LIFETIME
rights!
YES, YOU
HEARD RIGHT---THE WINNER OF THIS AUCTION GETS TO
LEGALLY & PERMANENTLY CHANGE MY WHOLE NAME TO
WHATEVER THEY CHOOSE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
THIS
IS A NO RESERVE AUCTION! HIGH BID WINS!
You can give me up to 3
names (FIRST, MIDDLE,
LAST). My driver's license,
social security card, credit/debit cards, gym
membership, bank accounts, personal checks,
health insurance cards, business cards, and
everything that bears my legal name will
be changed to the new name you choose
to give me!
Just imagine---everytime
I go to the bank, pay with a credit card, go to
the gym, go to the doctor, write a check, enter
a contest, buy airline tickets, or just meet new
people on a daily basis, the name you picked
will be mentioned and exposed!
I
just passed my Real Estate Licensing Test
so every real estate sign on every
house I sell, including future listings in real
estate magazines, business cards, advertising
materials such as mugs, mousepads, vehicle
magnets, etc. will have your name on them!
I
also attend a lot of conferences and trade
shows so your chosen name, brand, or
slogan will be on my badge in front of
thousands of people!
What I am offering is
lifetime advertising for
your company, brand, slogan, website,
or any other name you can think of!
You will have the
opportunity to change my name and benefit from
all the exposure for the rest of my
life.
A
QUESTION WAS PRESENTED IN THE LAST AUCTION
REGARDING MY HEALTH
HISTORY SO THE BIDDER MAY GET AN IDEA OF
THE APPROXIMATE LIFE EXPECTANCY OF THEIR
INVESTMENT
SO
HERE'S A LITTLE FYI ABOUT
ME:
- I
am a NON-SMOKER, NON-DRINKER, and very much
against drugs
- I do
not do nor do I get involved in any extreme
sports or any activity (unless you consider
golf extreme)
- I am a
very safe driver with a perfect driving record
(no tickets in the last 10 years). I even
have the top of the line, premium driving
discount with my car insurance
company
-
According to my last physical, I am the
picture of perfect health. I walk at least
2 miles or more per day and eat
healthy.
- There
are no diseases that run in my family. My
great grandparents passed away when they were
102 and 99; both my grandparents are still alive
approaching their 90's and about to celebrate
their 60TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY; both my parents
are still alive in their mid
50's.
- I am so healthy that
when I got a quote from the biggest life
insurance company in the nation (based on
my health and lifestyle) is willing to
insure me for 1.5 MILLION DOLLARS for under
$75/month!
SO YOU
SEE, YOU WILL BE MAKING A SOUND
& SECURE
INVESTMENT.
I PLAN
TO BE AROUND FOR A LONG, LONG
TIME!
Name change will be
legally handled by a licensed attorney. I
also reserve the right to have final
discretion in approving the name (after all, I
will be branded with it for the rest of my
life!)
AS
AN ADDED BONUS, YOUR FINAL BID ALSO INCLUDES THE
DOMAIN NAME:
ichangedmynameforever.com
DISCLAIMER:
Name CANNOT be profane, vulgar,
terrorist, satanic, or pornographic
related. Please do not bother with stupid
names like bimbo, dork, geek, dude, or
anything of the sort. If you have
doubts as to whether your chosen name will be
acceptable, please forward it to me before
bidding.
If you
bid as a company, this qualifies as a
business expense (advertising), therefore the
FULL amount is
**100% TAX
DEDUCTIBLE!**
MY DRIVER'S LICENSE CAN LOOK LIKE THIS!
(NOTE THAT THE CHANGE NOT ONLY APPLIES TO MY
NAME BUT TO MY SIGNATURE AS WELL!):
DRIVER'S LICENSE FOR
NOVELTY PURPOSES ONLY. DOES NOT REFLECT ACTUAL
NAME OR FUTURE NAME
CHANGE
YOUR WINNING BID
ALSO INCLUDES:
1). RIGHTS to use
my new name, likeness, and story in any of your
publications (newsletters, magazines), and/or
website!
2). (1) PUBLIC
APPEARANCE for every $10,000 bid
increment. For example, if the bidding
ends @ $60,000, there will be (6) PUBLIC
APPEARANCES INCLUDED.
3). I will wear
your company shirt, hat, or other logo apparel
to every media interview and/or public
appearance related to this auction.
4). I will wear
your company shirt, hat, or other logo to
every court date I have to attend in relation to
the legal name-change process until it's
final.
LET'S TALK
NUMBERS!
FOR EXAMPLE, IF YOU USE
THE BUY IT NOW @ $200,000:
AND I
LIVE to be 65
years old (I'm being very conservative
considering my average family member lives to
their 90's);
THAT
EQUALS TO= a VERY CHEAP $6,200/PER
YEAR!!
KEEP IN MIND, THAT IS
FOR 24-hours a day, 7 days a
week, 365 days a year advertising
and exposure!
Should
I LIVE LONGER (which I plan to,
thank you very much) or should the auction price
end for less than $200K, then the price you pay
for premium &
rare advertising
and exposure is even
cheaper!
INTERNATIONAL BIDDERS ARE
WELCOME TO BID ON THIS AUCTION. SERIOUS BIDDERS
ONLY, PLEASE!
A contract will be
signed with the winning bidder outlining terms
and conditions acceptable to both parties
within 10 days from auction close. 1/2 of
final bid due via Cashier's Check within 7 days
from auction close. Full payment due upon
contract signing. Any questions, please email me
at bbdollt@gmail.com.
**FOR YOUR PEACE OF
MIND, I AM eBay ID VERIFIED**
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