eBay: Mummified SEA MONSTER Corpse Found on Florida Beach (item 9525998618 end time Jun-10-06 07:26:48 PDT)

I was taking my usual walk down a local beach here in Tampa Florida when I came upon this very strange fish on the shoreline. There was a crowd of seagulls nearby but no matter how hungry they seemed to be they would not get near this sea monster. After making sure it was dead, I picked it up to further examine it. Nearby, a woman, who was the only other person on the beach this day, asked out loud if it was a dead shark. Clutching the strange sea creature in my hand, I walked towards her so she could have a better look at this freak of nature. As I got closer to her, she told me to stop. With a look of horror on her face, she quickly turned and left the area.

Afterwards I decided to take it home with me. I measured this cryptid creature at 20 inches long. I decided to list this weird & wonderfull fish on ebay to share it with the world. I guarantee that this creatures flesh, teeth, jaw and skull are REAL 100% once living, organic flesh and bones. Though mummified, this unknown species of fish has been cleaned and treated with taxidermy chemicals to preserve and reduce any fish odor to a mininum.

The winner to this auction will recieve the exact same fish pictured below. This auction is not a joke and there is no trick photography here. One does not find Sea Monsters up for auction very often. Think of the stories you could tell to friends, customers or crowds. Such a creature deserves to be in a museum for many people to enjoy. This auction is open to all countries of the world. Please do not bid if you have a zero feedback rating. I have the right to reject bidders with a zero feedback rating or excessive negatives. Please email me if you have any questions or comments relating to this auction. Thank you and good luck.

I apologize to all my past bidders for this auction being cancelled...Please be aware that Ebay closed it for the following reason only. Dear seamystery, We appreciate that you chose eBay to list the following auction-style listing(s): 9524119345 - Mummified SEA MONSTER Corpse FOUND on Florida Beach However, your listing was in violation of eBay's Safe Payments Policy policy and has been removed from eBay. We have credited all associated fees to your account and notified eBay users associated with the transaction that it has been cancelled. We would like to take this opportunity to let you know what part of your listing is not permitted. Your listing(s) contains the following information: CASH sent via registered mail. Sellers may offer to accept PayPal, credit cards including Mastercard/Visa /Amex/Discover, debit cards and bank electronic payments online for eBay purchases. Sellers may also offer to accept bank-to-bank transfers, often known as bank wire transfers or bank cash transfers. Sellers may accept COD (cash on delivery) or cash for in person transactions. Sellers may offer to accept personal checks, money orders, cashier's checks, certified checks and other negotiable instruments. Sellers may not solicit buyers to mail cash.

I AM NOT ACCEPTING CASH FOR THIS AUCTION. PAYMENT BY ANY TYPE OF CASHIERS CHECK OR MONEY ORDER ONLY. OVERSEAS CUSTOMER CAN USE WESTERN UNION. POSTAGE TO COUNTRIES OUTSIDE THE U.S. IS $50 THANK YOU. To the Ebayers who love this auction, please write me and ebay to let us know
On May-31-06 at 08:20:51 PDT, seller added the following information:
MOST of the people who write me, love this auction. Most of the bidders who bid on my auctions know who I am and are repeat happy customers.
On Jun-01-06 at 13:22:29 PDT, seller added the following information:
On Jun-09-06 at 13:29:24 PDT, seller added the following information:
I do not accept bids from ebayers with a zero feedback rating, as stated in my description above. I have the right to do this according to ebay rules. Your bid will be cancelled and you will be blocked from further bidding.
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